tudo dá errado, everything goes wrong

Desde io fim de semana passado tenho andado a tentar acabar umas cadeiras que fiz , mas parece que tudo o que faço saí mal ou é asneira. Até já pensei começar tudo de novo. Agora, voltei a lixar tudo e vou repintar. Vamos ver se é desta (URRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!)
Since last wek-end i am trying to finish to chairs that I have made during the week-end, but everything I have done it was horrible. I decided to sand all the chairs and to see what I can done with them. I hope in the end I can get something nice...I hate when this happens.